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Curtis Simulator (Competition) [+ 200 REPLIES!!!! +]

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Hello liberals,

I have created a fun game for the community to enjoy. The goal is to act like me by making posts on the forums. I will be awarding points based on how well you can act like me or by how funny your post is, but you can't get points for a post if you get banned or warned by the staff team.

How to participate:

Simply make any post trying to mimic my behavior.

How should I get points?

Here are some examples on what you could do from least impressive to most impressive:

- Make fun of linux/chromebooks/mac

- Talk like a backseat moderator

- Discreetly or indirectly fun of linux/chromebooks/mac

- Show any Classicube staff a fan art

- Make fan art of someone who otherwise wouldn't receive fanart

- Post on an ancient thread (remember you get no points if you get banned/warned)

- Trick a Classicube staff member into a ligma joke or something similar

- Discriminate against someone (no racism/sexism... has to be something harmless)

- Ask pointless questions

- Answer a question that has already been answered

- Make useless or misleading answers on legitimate questions

- Post on a thread while completely missing the point of the thread

- Revive an ancient thread

- Participate in this competition as a Classicube staff member

- Rant on an unrelated thread

- Make a fake PSA or spread misinformation

- Successfully hijack a thread by changing the topic

- Successfully gain new information about any Classicube staff member

- Successfully impersonate someone

- Successfully impersonate a Classicube staff member

- Trick someone into getting themselves banned (again, don't get yourself banned doing this)

Remember that you still have to put thought into this to make good posts. I will take points away for not trying. The more you can make a post seem like a real legitimate post, the better.

The prize:

First place will get staff on Not Awesome 2 (when I take ownership)

Second place is the first to lose so they get banned on Not Awesome 2 (when I take ownership)

Third place also gets staff on Not Awesome 2 (when I take ownership)

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3 minutes ago, icanttellyou said:

So you're telling me to break the rules?

No, I'm asking you to be funny. I guess this counts as an attempt to trick me into getting myself banned but its a weak attempt so +2 points.

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7 hours ago, AndrewPH said:

hello i am andrew ph the owner of classic ube cake

+3 points we love andrew

7 hours ago, Implex said:

Yeeeaaaa no. This is gonna be reported lol.

+1 point for trolling

3 hours ago, SpookySkelly said:

here's my submission:

Have a dogshit community reputation

 

does this work?

-6 points for having 6 positive community reputation. Not a very accurate curtis imrpession you'd fool nobody

16 hours ago, curtis said:

Hello liberals,

I have created a fun game for the community to enjoy. The goal is to act like me by making posts on the forums. I will be awarding points based on how well you can act like me or by how funny your post is, but you can't get points for a post if you get banned or warned by the staff team.

How to participate:

Simply make any post trying to mimic my behavior.

How should I get points?

Here are some examples on what you could do from least impressive to most impressive:

- Make fun of linux/chromebooks/mac

- Talk like a backseat moderator

- Discreetly or indirectly fun of linux/chromebooks/mac

- Show any Classicube staff a fan art

- Make fan art of someone who otherwise wouldn't receive fanart

- Post on an ancient thread (remember you get no points if you get banned/warned)

- Trick a Classicube staff member into a ligma joke or something similar

- Discriminate against someone (no racism/sexism... has to be something harmless)

- Ask pointless questions

- Answer a question that has already been answered

- Make useless or misleading answers on legitimate questions

- Post on a thread while completely missing the point of the thread

- Revive an ancient thread

- Participate in this competition as a Classicube staff member

- Rant on an unrelated thread

- Make a fake PSA or spread misinformation

- Successfully hijack a thread by changing the topic

- Successfully gain new information about any Classicube staff member

- Successfully impersonate someone

- Successfully impersonate a Classicube staff member

- Trick someone into getting themselves banned (again, don't get yourself banned doing this)

Remember that you still have to put thought into this to make good posts. I will take points away for not trying. The more you can make a post seem like a real legitimate post, the better.

The prize:

First place will get staff on Not Awesome 2 (when I take ownership)

Second place is the first to lose so they get banned on Not Awesome 2 (when I take ownership)

Third place also gets staff on Not Awesome 2 (when I take ownership)

i own na2, totally and u lie!!!!!!!1!11 and im going to give it to you!!!!!!!1!11!

On 4/21/2022 at 2:01 PM, AndrewPH said:

 

wow you did it!

Say again?

Hello liberals,

Don't listen to this fake mod. I own NA2 so I would know these kinds of plebs, they do it all the time. Andrew is not real either so don't believe him.

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14 hours ago, tetrisplayer2 said:

Didnt you leave cc? Becuase u didn't get admin???

@Panda is my staffsona and I left because Elden Ring released so I had more important things to do than moderate band kids.

 

Also -6000 points to everyone I am feeling unmerciful today

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Hello, you've reached Panda from the ClassiCube Finding Andrew TM Squad. Unfortunately we are disposed at this time as John ClassiCube is holding a coup against he who does not exist. Please stand by for further updates. 

3 hours ago, curtis said:

@Panda is my staffsona and I left because Elden Ring released so I had more important things to do than moderate band kids.

 

Also -6000 points to everyone I am feeling unmerciful today

WTF curtis ur no longer my favourite forum poster

On 4/21/2022 at 3:45 PM, Friendlyscout1 said:

everyone relpy to this message with "hi" to get 1 cent

your gonna get banned. one word posts/replies WILL get you banned.

On 5/2/2022 at 4:49 PM, Ancolsonli said:

your gonna get banned. one word posts/replies WILL get you banned.

You ruined the joke

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