forum game Wish Granted, But..

[Scav]

I remembered this game on an old forum I used to go on, so I thought I'd bring it here and see how people like it.

It's a pretty simple game. To play, you need to grant the last person who posted their wish, but add in a bad twist that ruins it. Then, you must wish for something, and the next person to play will grant your wish but then ruin it, and so on.

Example:

Alice: I wish for a pet dragon!

Bob: Wish granted, but it flies away and abandons you. I wish to win the lottery.

Charlie: Wish granted, but you lose the winning ticket. I wish I had a brand new house.

And so on.

I'll begin:

I wish I could go to outer space!

 

[123DontMessWitMe]

2 minutes ago, Scav said:

I wish I could go to outer space!

Wish granted, but you weren't wearing a space suit at the time of your wish, so you suffocated while flash freezing in the vacuum of space.

I wish people would stop posting to the forums like chimpanzees on typewriters.

[Goodly]

Wish granted, but no one ever posts at all.

 

I wish for the Nile.

[Scav]

1 minute ago, Goodly said:

Wish granted, but no one ever posts at all.

 

I wish for the Nile.

Wish granted, but you get swept away by the current and find yourself lost in the Egyptian desert.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

[crush_]

Wish granted, now the death metal band is always following you and playing in your backyard.

Aw crap.

You get a good night's sleep, but the night is eternal.

I wish to make Goodly immortal.

[The_Doctor123]

Wish granted but Goodly gets arrested by the police for manslaughter and several cases of home invasion

I wish for JJBA part 6 to be animated

[crush_]

Wish granted, but it's a reverse-harem anime adaptation.

 

I wish to be able to magically get any item I want from my pockets.

[Scav]

2 hours ago, crush_ said:

Wish granted, but it's a reverse-harem anime adaptation.

 

I wish to be able to magically get any item I want from my pockets.

Wish granted, but every time you take something from your pockets, you're exposed to a dangerous amount of ionising radiation.

 

I wish that I could be invisible.

[crush_]

4 minutes ago, Scav said:

Wish granted, but every time you take something from your pockets, you're exposed to a dangerous amount of ionising radiation.

 

I wish that I could be invisible.

Granted, but the hair on your body remains visible at all times.

 

I wish that I would be invincible to ionising radiation.

[The_Doctor123]

Granted, but your life span is shortened by 10 years

 

I wish for Goodly to no longer be immortal

[awab4444]

Wish Granted, but he will eventually die.

I wish ClassiCube's community becomes even less toxic and more family friendly than before.

[AndrewPH]

6 hours ago, awab4444 said:

Wish Granted, but he will eventually die.

I wish ClassiCube's community becomes even less toxic and more family friendly than before.

Wish granted, but you are banned and cannot enjoy it.

 

edit: I'm stupid and didn't put a wish. I wish I put a wish.

[Darky64]

1 hour ago, AndrewPH said:

Wish granted, but you are banned and cannot enjoy it.

Wish granted, what am I doing with my life?

I wish someone make fan-arts of Empy x Goodly

[The_Doctor123]

8 hours ago, awab4444 said:

Wish Granted, but he will eventually die.

I wish ClassiCube's community becomes even less toxic and more family friendly than before.

that was the plan all along

1 hour ago, Darky64 said:

Wish granted, what am I doing with my life?

I wish someone make fan-arts of Empy x Goodly

wish granted, but its rule 34

i wish for anything. literally anything. i can't think of anything specific that won't get me banned from the forums

[crush_]

Wish granted, but it's a wish that gets you banned on the forums.

I wish for my lifespan to increase by 20 years.

[ThatGoateeZoey]

wish granted, but everyone who you love, die during your 20 years

i wish i could have a life without problems and bad choices i did in the past haunt me...

Edit: Accidentally forgot to press the reply button for crush_ woops

13 hours ago, crush_ said:

Wish granted, but it's a wish that gets you banned on the forums.

I wish for my lifespan to increase by 20 years.

\/\/\/

1 minute ago, ThatGoateeZoey said:

wish granted, but everyone who you love, die during your 20 years

i wish i could have a life without problems and bad choices i did in the past haunt me...

Edit: Accidentally forgot to press the reply button for crush_ woops

^^^^

[The_Doctor123]

wish granted but everyone remembers the bad choices you made.

i wish for the Gonarch's Lair chapter in Black Mesa to not be a pain in the ass

[crush_]

Black Mesa stops existing, therefore it can't be a pain in the ass.

 

I wish to make the next person in this thread post a well thought-out, hard to misinterpret wish that gives an advantage in life to me.

[AnarchyDarkWolf]

On 5/19/2020 at 7:16 AM, crush_ said:

Black Mesa stops existing, therefore it can't be a pain in the ass.

 

I wish to make the next person in this thread post a well thought-out, hard to misinterpret wish that gives an advantage in life to me.

 

Wish granted, but all of your loved ones will die a painful death while you live in the advantage in life.

I wish that Crush_ would become the first trillionare before anyone else with a pain free life by doing whatever Crush_ wants.

[The_Doctor123]

Wish granted but Crush_ gets assassinated.

I wish I could go back in time

[SylvanTitanic]

Wish granted, but you get burned for witchcraft.

I wish for a mechanical engine.

[UclCommander]

Wish granted, the entire world is now covered in smog and pollution because every single thing runs on gas and oil. Including coffee makers, toothbrushes, vibrators, phones, computers, and even your mouse. People are getting dementia, as well as dying from lung disease and carbon monoxide poisoning because of the constant exhaust that's in the air. Birth rates are down because of the increased level of birth defects, and humans will be extinct in 50 years, as well as most other life forms on the planet.

 

I wish this topic was really called The Monkeys Paw.

[vibemeister]

Wish granted, the forum is now dedicated to the selling of dismembered monkey parts. Some snitch rats us out to the FBI and they shut the site down and arrest everyone that interacted with the forum for animal cruelty.

I wish for a pizza slice. (pineapple is fine)

[The_Doctor123]

wish granted but the pizza is expired

i wish furries didn't exist