forum game Describe your crappy superpower

[AndrewPH]

Imagine having superpowers, but their usage is super specific and not all that helpful.

 

I'll start: The ability to teleport to somebody, but only after they open a message from you, and only once every 24 hours.

[Goodly]

The ability to be invisible, but you're always invisible, and it's /only/ you that's invisible. Your clothing and any amount of grime, dirt, or dust on your skin, is all still visible.

[crush_]

It would be more fun if we described the superpower of the previous person.

 

The ability to reverse time, but not remember anything that happened in the future.

[Darky64]

The ability to say "Kazuma" then people start dancing in a period of time about 4~9 minutes only if you are in a dangerous situation.

[The_Doctor123]

My ability would be the ability to stop time but only for 5 seconds

basically The World

[Rubiktor012]

Making things levitate towards me, but only for 3 seconds, then they fly away because I have no friends.

[DA_KING]

Being able to fly but you stop when you reach a gap of some sort...

[HruMan]

Being able to teleport but only when you sleep

[MESYETI]

Every time you take a step, a random person in the world says "cheese"

[Daeslender]

I become completely resistant to even the highest temperatures on Earth but only if there's a 52 years old masked serial killer trying to kill me in Antarctica.

[SylvanTitanic]

being able to make things pop into existence but it's only 5 bits of confetti every time

[realnn]

Instantly convert gold into cookies.

[Nemokitty9]

HA THE TITLE

no super powers at all. im fine the way i am.

[epic_man89]

i'd have a big pp