ur mom

 

 

funny plz laugh

 

 

and yes ive been gone for 50 million years

i saw a car being stripped so i said "look an exotic car"

Who are the most holy people? People in the hood, they always have gun holes in them.

Did I ever tell you about the joke of the airplane? Nevermind, it would probably go over your head.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

 

#corny jokes

10 hours ago, Deasia_2021 said:

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

 

#corny jokes

I threw it at a car when it came to the other side

Why did the ghost go inside the bar?

 

For the boos.

3 hours ago, megaboi said:

Why did the ghost go inside the bar?

 

For the boos.

laughing so hard rn 😩

What did the cannibal's wife give him when he came home late to dinner?

The cold shoulder.

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Two cannibals are having a meal. One says, "your wife makes a good stew!" The other replies, "I know. I'll miss her very much."

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men-toes.

What is a cannibal? 

Someone who's fed up with people.

The cannibal said at his trial, "If I am what I eat, I'm an innocent man."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire. One says, "man, I hate my parents!" The other replies, "just eat the vegetables, then."

Why doesn't Fresh eat at Subway?

Because at Subway, they Eat Fresh™.

Why did the cannibal go to the dentist?

So that they could fill his teeth.

What happened to the comedian that did shows for cannibals?

He went down really well.

look under

 

under where?

 

underwear

On 5/5/2021 at 11:25 AM, Tou said:

ur mom

 

 

funny plz laugh

 

 

and yes ive been gone for 50 million years

1 no one can be gone for 50 million years if you were gone for 50 million years you would be 50 million years old which isnt possible

*terrible joke*

On 5/7/2021 at 9:36 PM, DanieI said:

*terrible joke*

*tells even more terrible joke*

 

i can't go to Kraków because my back isn't safe-a there

Dads are boomerangs. I hope....