tell really bad jokes

[Tou]

ur mom

 

 

funny plz laugh

 

 

and yes ive been gone for 50 million years

[KostyaHellstorm]

i saw a car being stripped so i said "look an exotic car"

[Cyan]

Who are the most holy people? People in the hood, they always have gun holes in them.

[FabricioD24]

Did I ever tell you about the joke of the airplane? Nevermind, it would probably go over your head.

[Deasia_2021]

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

 

#corny jokes

[KostyaHellstorm]

10 hours ago, Deasia_2021 said:

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

 

#corny jokes

I threw it at a car when it came to the other side

[megaboi]

Why did the ghost go inside the bar?

 

For the boos.

[FuriousFireGIRL]

3 hours ago, megaboi said:

Why did the ghost go inside the bar?

 

For the boos.

laughing so hard rn 😩

[henry242]

What did the cannibal's wife give him when he came home late to dinner?

The cold shoulder.

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Two cannibals are having a meal. One says, "your wife makes a good stew!" The other replies, "I know. I'll miss her very much."

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men-toes.

What is a cannibal? 

Someone who's fed up with people.

The cannibal said at his trial, "If I am what I eat, I'm an innocent man."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire. One says, "man, I hate my parents!" The other replies, "just eat the vegetables, then."

Why doesn't Fresh eat at Subway?

Because at Subway, they Eat Fresh™.

Why did the cannibal go to the dentist?

So that they could fill his teeth.

What happened to the comedian that did shows for cannibals?

He went down really well.

[hanpy]

look under

 

under where?

 

underwear

[lashednova]

On 5/5/2021 at 11:25 AM, Tou said:

ur mom

 

 

funny plz laugh

 

 

and yes ive been gone for 50 million years

1 no one can be gone for 50 million years if you were gone for 50 million years you would be 50 million years old which isnt possible

[DanieI]

*terrible joke*

[Ikuji_Koune]

On 5/7/2021 at 9:36 PM, DanieI said:

*terrible joke*

*tells even more terrible joke*

 

[SylvanTitanic]

i can't go to Kraków because my back isn't safe-a there

[Christofu]

Dads are boomerangs. I hope....