Im leaving ClassiCube forever

[curtis]

Hello my turdlings,

After much anticipation, Elden Ring has released today. As a professional I must relieve my duty from assisting needly players on ClassiCube to help those in need of help on Elden Ring. You're all idiots and I will miss none of you. Not even Goodly. Not even Andrew. Not even the former admin. Not even the two unknown staff who I promised to mention in a post with no intention doing actually doing so. Not even my most loyal disciple Mesyeti. Not even those children that are on na2 24/7.

Hope this helps!

Curtis

[Panda]

See you next week 

[MESYETI]

3 hours ago, curtis said:

Hello my turdlings,

After much anticipation, Elden Ring has released today. As a professional I must relieve my duty from assisting needly players on ClassiCube to help those in need of help on Elden Ring. You're all idiots and I will miss none of you. Not even Goodly. Not even Andrew. Not even the former admin. Not even the two unknown staff who I promised to mention in a post with no intention doing actually doing so. Not even my most loyal disciple Mesyeti. Not even those children that are on na2 24/7.

Hope this helps!

Curtis

after reading this i cried for 1 hour non-stop

[AndrewPH]

7 hours ago, curtis said:

Hello my turdlings,

After much anticipation, Elden Ring has released today. As a professional I must relieve my duty from assisting needly players on ClassiCube to help those in need of help on Elden Ring. You're all idiots and I will miss none of you. Not even Goodly. Not even Andrew. Not even the former admin. Not even the two unknown staff who I promised to mention in a post with no intention doing actually doing so. Not even my most loyal disciple Mesyeti. Not even those children that are on na2 24/7.

Hope this helps!

Curtis

I can't believe I've been duped.

[Gogofbi816172]

Danm, that's sad.

[SpookySkelly]

new phone who dis

[tetrisplayer2]

What was the point of asking for a dev tag???

[curtis]

9 hours ago, tetrisplayer2 said:

What was the point of asking for a dev tag???

If you had one week to live would it be wrong to ask someone to buy you Elden Ring? Questions like these are why you're all idiots.

[masoncb]

On 2/25/2022 at 12:53 AM, Panda said:

See you next week 

This aged like milk.

[MasterMen]

On 2/25/2022 at 11:49 AM, curtis said:

Not even those children that are on na2 24/7.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE everydayyy wohoooo, boom boom! that's what we doo bee doo bee doo!

[COOLSKELET0N95]

YOU DON'T NEED TO ANNOUNCE WHEN YOU'RE LEAVING, SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT.

ALSO, THAT'S SAD. UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T GIVE A KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK.

[MESYETI]

3 minutes ago, COOLSKELET0N95 said:

YOU DON'T NEED TO ANNOUNCE WHEN YOU'RE LEAVING, SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT.

ALSO, THAT'S SAD. UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T GIVE A KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK.

curtis needs to announce that he is leaving because he is by far the most important person to have ever been on this forum

[COOLSKELET0N95]

AH. MY BAD, SORRY.

[Cyan]

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