Hello my turdlings,

After much anticipation, Elden Ring has released today. As a professional I must relieve my duty from assisting needly players on ClassiCube to help those in need of help on Elden Ring. You're all idiots and I will miss none of you. Not even Goodly. Not even Andrew. Not even the former admin. Not even the two unknown staff who I promised to mention in a post with no intention doing actually doing so. Not even my most loyal disciple Mesyeti. Not even those children that are on na2 24/7.

Hope this helps!

Curtis

See you next week 

3 hours ago, curtis said:

Hello my turdlings,

After much anticipation, Elden Ring has released today. As a professional I must relieve my duty from assisting needly players on ClassiCube to help those in need of help on Elden Ring. You're all idiots and I will miss none of you. Not even Goodly. Not even Andrew. Not even the former admin. Not even the two unknown staff who I promised to mention in a post with no intention doing actually doing so. Not even my most loyal disciple Mesyeti. Not even those children that are on na2 24/7.

Hope this helps!

Curtis

after reading this i cried for 1 hour non-stop

7 hours ago, curtis said:

Hello my turdlings,

After much anticipation, Elden Ring has released today. As a professional I must relieve my duty from assisting needly players on ClassiCube to help those in need of help on Elden Ring. You're all idiots and I will miss none of you. Not even Goodly. Not even Andrew. Not even the former admin. Not even the two unknown staff who I promised to mention in a post with no intention doing actually doing so. Not even my most loyal disciple Mesyeti. Not even those children that are on na2 24/7.

Hope this helps!

Curtis

I can't believe I've been duped.

Danm, that's sad.

new phone who dis

What was the point of asking for a dev tag???

9 hours ago, tetrisplayer2 said:

What was the point of asking for a dev tag???

If you had one week to live would it be wrong to ask someone to buy you Elden Ring? Questions like these are why you're all idiots.

On 2/25/2022 at 12:53 AM, Panda said:

See you next week 

This aged like milk.

On 2/25/2022 at 11:49 AM, curtis said:

Not even those children that are on na2 24/7.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE everydayyy wohoooo, boom boom! that's what we doo bee doo bee doo!

YOU DON'T NEED TO ANNOUNCE WHEN YOU'RE LEAVING, SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT.

ALSO, THAT'S SAD. UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T GIVE A KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK.

3 minutes ago, COOLSKELET0N95 said:

YOU DON'T NEED TO ANNOUNCE WHEN YOU'RE LEAVING, SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT.

ALSO, THAT'S SAD. UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T GIVE A KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK.

curtis needs to announce that he is leaving because he is by far the most important person to have ever been on this forum

AH. MY BAD, SORRY.

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Edited March 11, 20223 yr by Cyan
Post was stupid