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I am the only true spam.

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It is I, spam. I am the only true spam, and anyone else who claims they be spam IS A MERE IMPOSTER TO THE TRUE SPAM WHICH IS I.

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heh....tilt my head down so that the brim of my fedora casts a mysterious shadow on my face

You sure about that?

before the poor fool can answer, I leap 13 feet into the air somersault over the clueless creature as I unsheath my katana

deliver one fatal swipe of my masterwork blade with a satisfying, split second

-swish-

land in a mysterious crouching pose, my face still shaded mystically assailant collapses in two halves

HEH.....Guess you were only half sure

put my katana back in its scabbard twirl and make my cape wave in the wind to formally conclude the engagement

....See ya....wouldn't wanna be ya.....HEH

walk off mysteriously into the shadows

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i will make sure you are reduced to nothing but a brick in the sidewalk

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an ant bit my leg and it hurted for like a week and a half 

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2 hours ago, vibemeister said:

i will make sure you are reduced to nothing but a brick in the sidewalk

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On 4/14/2020 at 11:48 AM, SwagJagson said:

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I thought you hated PewDiePie

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On 4/13/2020 at 10:59 PM, Spam said:

It is I, spam. I am the only true spam, and anyone else who claims they be spam IS A MERE IMPOSTER TO THE TRUE SPAM WHICH IS I.

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