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UmbreoClaw

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

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Wise words from @UmbreoClaw, do keep in mind to spot a true fake gamer is by their choice of a snack/food. If they prefer cool ranch Doritos or any category of that sort, they're a fake gamer. It also applies to choice of drinks. If they like mountain dew there a fake gamer.

Always think about reverse physiology , think what they want you to think. If they fit in every sort of stereotype there an non gamer.

 

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