UmbreoClaw Posted March 21, 2023 Frequently pronounces video games as "Bideo Bames" Will often say "I need help passing this level it's really hard" then when you look at their screen it's running Microsoft Excel 2007 They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it's just every season of Frasier (still impressive) Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word "NINTEMDO" painted over it When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place Keeps a secret diary with "I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM" written on every page Share this post Link to post
FuriousFireGIRL Posted March 21, 2023 Wise words from @UmbreoClaw, do keep in mind to spot a true fake gamer is by their choice of a snack/food. If they prefer cool ranch Doritos or any category of that sort, they're a fake gamer. It also applies to choice of drinks. If they like mountain dew there a fake gamer. Always think about reverse physiology , think what they want you to think. If they fit in every sort of stereotype there an non gamer. Spoiler especially if discord as their main contacting platform Share this post Link to post
