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ur mom

 

 

funny plz laugh

 

 

and yes ive been gone for 50 million years

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Who are the most holy people? People in the hood, they always have gun holes in them.

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10 hours ago, Deasia_2021 said:

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

 

#corny jokes

I threw it at a car when it came to the other side

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What did the cannibal's wife give him when he came home late to dinner?

The cold shoulder.

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Two cannibals are having a meal. One says, "your wife makes a good stew!" The other replies, "I know. I'll miss her very much."

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men-toes.

What is a cannibal? 

Someone who's fed up with people.

The cannibal said at his trial, "If I am what I eat, I'm an innocent man."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire. One says, "man, I hate my parents!" The other replies, "just eat the vegetables, then."

Why doesn't Fresh eat at Subway?

Because at Subway, they Eat Fresh™.

Why did the cannibal go to the dentist?

So that they could fill his teeth.

What happened to the comedian that did shows for cannibals?

He went down really well.

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On 5/5/2021 at 11:25 AM, Tou said:

ur mom

 

 

funny plz laugh

 

 

and yes ive been gone for 50 million years

1 no one can be gone for 50 million years if you were gone for 50 million years you would be 50 million years old which isnt possible

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